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View ArticleAsk Dr. Snee: Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Prozac
To celebrate Talk like a Pirate Day, I’ll be answering yer medical queries concerning all things piratical in nature.
View ArticleOpposite Day
Reading today's news, it's either Opposite Day, or I drove through a dimensional detour on my way to work.
View ArticleDad Rock Hall of Fame Inducts Green Day
How Green Day earned their spot in the Dad Rock Hall of Fame: by calling attention to themselves.
View ArticlePsychoanalyzing Your Halloween Costume
Halloween is that time of year when everyone chooses a mask instead of the one life dealt us. Here's what your choice is telling everyone at the party.
View ArticleExplaining the U.S. Electoral College to Foreigners and Children
After ignoring this request for a while, I finally decided to tackle the electoral college in my "Explaining ... to Foreigners and Children" series of guides.
View ArticleWhat has the Electorate Done?!
You know, I thought your average American voter was a reasonably bright, discerning individual. Someone who can learn from past mistakes, and not elect the same failure. It appears I was wrong....
View ArticleWelcome to My Enemies List, Channing Tatum
The Declaration of Independence guarantees every American three basic things: life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I’ve worked hard to be born a U.S. citizen, and dammit, I don’t expect any more...
View ArticleTime to Let Florida Secede
Everyone was just kidding about letting states secede after the 2012 election ... unless you're gonna do it, Florida.
View ArticleWherever Karl May Rove
It may take months to sort out the full carnage of the 2012 election. Karl Rove and Dick Morris just got theirs "sorted out" to them today.
View ArticleRAM: Where the NRA Dares Not Tread
In the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, The NRA and the Rick Snee Antidisestablishmentarian Militia have been quiet this week and for good reason, too: we don't have to say a word....
View ArticleTake it from Dr. Snee: You say you want a resolution
Do everyone a favor and quit smoking. At least do it so I won't have to answer any more resolutions questions about it.
View ArticleThird Amendment’s the Charm
No, I will not apologize for loving the Third Amendment and my country.
View ArticlePro- … nothing?
Planned Parenthood is no longer pro-choice. Calm down, Republicans. They're not pro-life now, either.
View ArticleGet well soon, Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy, American hero and star of all those video tapes your dad hid, was hospitalized with a heart aneurysm.
View ArticleTime to Retire ‘Redskins’
Washington football sort of matters again! Isn't it time we gave sportscasters a break from using the R-word?
View ArticleTake it down a notch, Valentine
Look, people who "celebrate" Single Awareness Day: don't blame everyone because Valentine's sucks. Just blame these assholes.
View ArticleAsk Dr. Snee: Snowed in with your letters
While I'm pretending to be snowed in, I might as well answer some letters.
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